ATTENTION: Due to the tragic and ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, our clothing printer/supplier is experiencing significant delays in fulfilling orders. You can still purchase any and all of our hum-dinger products, but they may take up to 20 days to print and ship. If your order is taking even longer, feel free to reach out to us.

Please be patient and stay safe out there. One of our founders already recovered from an unconfirmed but highly likely case of the disease and can tell you for a fact that it f*cking sucks. Wash your hands.

Because, deep down in our hearts, we're all still Boots. And, in our dreams, we are all Special Operations Capable. Or something like that. We dunno, one of our founders was raised by hippies.  We sell cool, fun, and funny gear for service members and vets of all branches, eras and stripes. So have a browse and remember, Doc always says to have enough bootsoc(k)s to change 'em every few hours. You should buy enough of our stuff to do just that.