Every red-blooded American is a born sex machine. That's just science. Plus it's in the Constitution. But a select and hearty few of us spend years of training, fieldwork, and time at free clinics to level up into truly elite dancers of the ol' horizontal two-step. Folks who can really get the job done, whether it's CQB (Close Quarters Boning), VBSS (Vivacious Bondage Sans Safe-words), or TRAP (if you don't know what it means, you probably won't want to). Show the world you're a secret squirrel on the streets and a freaky fox in the sheets.
• Tri-blend construction (50% polyester/25% cotton/25% rayon) • 40 singles thread weight • Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves • Form fitting