Do you have a friend or liberty buddy that is a liability to go out with? Are they the reason First Sergeant's or the Chief's safety briefs are over an hour long? Do they disappear at some point of the night only to turn up the next day reeking of dumpster and covered in glitter? Do they start fights at every bar and then somehow disappear and leave you to fight the angry townies? Are you, perhaps, this person yourself? Well then this shirt is for them! And by them, we mean you. You know it's you.