Ah, September 15th, 1916: the day tanks first haughtily rolled their way across the Somme and war truly became a dignified affair. Sure, we may not use that extra "U" in the American spelling of "armor," but it just feels classier when you do. Show the proles who walk to the fight on their feet and carry their tiny weapons in their grubby hands you know how to fight with dignity: in a giant treaded death machine, sipping hot tea and humming the Patton theme song on a loop.